When Dockside Extortionist enters the battlefield, create X Treasure tokens, where X is the number of artifacts and enchantments your opponents control. (Treasure tokens are artifacts with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")
The fine print is illegible scribbles, but it *is* legally binding.
![Dockside Extortionist (Borderless Alternate Art) [Double Masters 2022]](http://tothetablebgc.myshopify.com/cdn/shop/files/47fdac35-d709-4078-8205-ad7c79b6644c.png?v=1776368965&width=1445)
