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Description
OFFICIAL INVITATION, PLEASE READ OUT LOUD FOR BEST RESULTS (OR DON’T. I’M NOT YOUR DAD.)
Occasion: Pool Party (capital P, capital P, no swimming)
Host: Me. Obviously.
Reason: I’m still alive, still employed, still wearing red, and history says that deserves decorations. Plus, I haven’t thrown a self-celebration in a while and that felt irresponsible. Attendance implies acceptance. Gifts are encouraged but unnecessary. Compliments will be noticed. Internalized. Never forgotten.
Dress code: Red preferred. Black accents acceptable. Green strictly forbidden.
What to Expect: Things may appear brighter, busier, and significantly more committed than before. Party hats. Cupcakes. Rainbows. Unicorns. So much shine that Secret Lair went ahead and let me debut my own foil treatment! This is the Pool Party Edition: extra everything, zero restraint, and full confidence in choices that absolutely did not ask permission. RSVP however you want. I already counted you in.
Contents:
• 1x Pool Party Foil Deadly Dispute
• 1x Pool Party Foil Lightning Bolt
• 1x Pool Party Foil Thrill of Possibility
• 1x Pool Party Foil Lightning Greaves
• 1x Pool Party Foil Sol Ring
When purchasing this unique product, please keep in mind that this Secret Lair Drop Series Sealed Product will ship out to you after the seller receives the product directly from Wizards of the Coast.
The estimated time frame for sellers to receive stock is not fixed, so it could be anywhere between 1 - 10 weeks for delivery.
